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You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

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Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

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Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

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You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

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Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

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If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

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No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....



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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

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